I'm thinkin' I need to rethink my system.
Ever since we bought Tyler a new work wardrobe
that fits properly
(and he looks so stinkin' hot I've seriously considered going to college
so I can get a job at Data-tronics, too.
But I nixed that idea
first of all,
the chance of me doing well enough in college to get hired on at DTC is pretty slim,
If I did manage to get a degree
and get the job,
I'd lose it right away for failure to achieve.
'Cause the only reason I want the job in the first place
is to look at that all day.)
Where was I?
Ah, yes, Tyler's clothes.
What I meant to say was - every evening since Tyler started dressing all awesome for work,
when he tells me he's heading to bed,
I head in
to iron his next day's shirt.
More than once,
after I've ironed the collar and collar stand,
backs and fronts of both sleeves,
and one back,
when I get to the final panel - the other front,
Now, I very much appreciate that he re-wears his shirts so as to not add unnecessarily to my workload,
last night, I fired him from checking his own shirts
for another-time wearability.
(He's not messy. I'm much more of a slob than he is. It's just that,
there's a little something on his shirt that renders it unwearable
in my opinion,
and it's always on the last section I iron.
Never on the collar, or the sleeve...)
I'm not real sure about my new system, though,
'cause I was busy when he came in for me to check his shirt
and I told him,
"Just put it in the dirty laundry."
And just like that, I made more work for myself.