We bought new sheets for our anniversary
You know -our 22nd -
the one that we celebrated
just 12 days ago
I was so happy to have nice new sheets
with no kid-induced rips or stains.
I even listed it in my gratitude journal.
(and I guess more good news is a non-guilty child felt
and expressed empathy,
"I didn't cut your sheets, but I am sorry it happened")